1. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
3. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
4. The way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.
5. Clones are people two.
6. Coffee, chocolate, men.. Some things are just better rich.
7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
9. No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree.
10. A real person has two reasons for doing anything: the good reason, and the real reason.
11. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
12. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
13. Most people aren't as deep as my toilet bowl.
14. Real men know the value of duct tape.
15. Real men wear pink. Why? Because their wives make them.
16. Despite the proportional number of eyes and ears to mouths, people will talk twice as much as they pay attention.
17. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs.
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