Fun, humor is all around us in the form of funny signs, bumper stickers etc. All we have to do is being a little more observant and we can spot them all over in our travels. Here are some that I observed:
At a service station - we have topless service - our boss is bald.
At a dry-cleaner - drop your drawers here!
At a radiator shop - best place to have a leak!
On a septic tank service truck - we haul American-made products.
At a used car lot - Why go elsewhere to be cheated - come here first!
On a farmer's fence - the farmer allows walkers to cross the meadow free, however the bull charges!
On a 2nd hand shop window - we exchange anything, bicycles, washing machines etc., why not bring in your wife and get a good deal!
In a public washroom - toilet out of order - use floor below!
Sign in a laundromat - please remove all your clothing when the light goes out!
On a farm gate - Beware! I shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one just left!
Logan Septic Tank Service - satisfaction guaranteed or double your 'kakka' returned!
On an electrician's truck - let us remove your shorts.
On a Maternity room door - 'push, push, push!'
In a restaurant window - Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up!
At a gyncologist office - Dr. Jones. at your cervix.
At a Plastic Surgeon office - Hello, can we pick your nose?
On a septic tank truck - 'Yesterdays meals on wheels!'
On the wall of a Baltimore estate - Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent - Sisters of
Mercy.
Outside a country shop in West Virginia - we buy junk and sell antiques.
In a Texas funeral parlor - ask about our lay-away plan.
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