Hollywood Squares

1. Peter Marshall: Can you get 12 pounds of feathers out of a goose? 

    Paul Lynde: I got them in there, didn’t I?

2. Peter Marshall: According to Good Housekeeping Magazine, Lucille Ball was 40 years old before she                 had her first what? 

   Paul Lynde: Red hair.

3. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? 

   Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won’t go up to your apartment.

4. Peter Marshall: According to the nursery rhyme, what did Little Bo Peep’s sheep leave behind       them? 

   Paul Lynde: Well, Simple Simon thought they were bread crumbs!

5. Peter Marshall: If a women becomes pregnant while employed, is she now entitled to six weeks       maternity leave? 

   Paul Lynde: Only if the baby resembles the boss.

6. Peter Marshall: What do you call a bull that can’t have kids? 

   Paul Lynde: Anthony Quinn.

7. Tom Bergeron: Bruce, you’re the most popular fruit in America. What are you? 

   Bruce Vilanch: Humbled.

8. Peter Marshall: Wally, what is the signature phrase of the cartoon character Underdog?

   Wally Cox: Where are my residuals?

9. Peter Marshall: Paul, Snow White… was she a blonde or a brunette? 

  Paul Lynde: Only Walt Disney knows for sure…

10.John Davidson: In folklore, what do you call the child of a fairy? 

   Joan Rivers: Adopted.   

11.Peter Marshall: In the Shakespearean play King Lear, King Lear had three of them – Goneril,    Cordelia, and Regan? Who were they? 

   Paul Lynde: King Lear had Goneril?

12.Peter Marshall: Billy Graham recently called it “our great hope in a confusing and ever-   changing world.” What is it? 

   Paul Lynde: Pampers.

13.Peter Marshall: To the people of Italy, what is “the poe?” 

   Paul Lynde: The opposite of “the rich.”

14.Peter Marshall: According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking.    What? 

   Charley Weaver: Not drinking.

15.Peter Marshall: Paul, the state flag of Alabama is all white with one very distinctive feature. What is it? 

   Paul Lynde: Eye holes!

16.Peter Marshall: Glen Campbell recently stated, “Love to me is something you…” Something you    what? 

   Paul Lynde: Purchase.

17.Peter Marshall: The great Sphinx has a human’s head, but whose body? 

   Rose Marie: Milton Berle’s.

18.Peter Marshall:  Is it possible to housebreak an elephant? 

   George Gobel:  Yes, but don’t try it during a newspaper strike.

19.Peter Marshall:  Who said, “Richard Nixon was the most difficult man I ever had to paint?” 

   Charlie Weaver: Earl Scheib. [A company which specialized in repainting automobiles]

20.Peter Marshall: In the movies, who gave the advice, “whistle while you work?” 

   Paul Lynde: It was either Paul Winchell… or Linda Lovelace.